How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know about your state, but in Nevada, we are left with only unanswered questions.

Gibbons thinks the "truth" is on his side. So how come he and Sig were so busy lying on that infamous night? Jesus' General is working on a new campaign slogan for Gibbons. Current version: "Jim Gibbons don't take no shit from ho's or environmentalists."

Jim Gibbons couldn't manage to successfully grope a drunken Christie Mazzio, and once becoming sober, hasn't managed to successfully cover up his indiscretion, even with the help of th Republican activist Sig Rogich and his good, close personal friend, the Sheriff Jim Webb who's first call about the allegations was to Jim, and of course the local DA, an Incumbent Republican who is very sensitive to the political implications.

 

So here’s the question that’s the answer, here in Nevada:

 

 

Feel free to use these images on your blog, or any other way you care to,  according to the license. 

But if you act right now, you can get this particular joke on this shirt from Cafepress.

 

 

Think of all the admiring looks you’ll get at a candidates rally with THIS shirt!  But if you don’t live in Nevada, you will have a different joke to deselect, so start with this image, and add your own text and images.

 

The thumbnail links to a large .PNG file with a transparent background and no text. If you have a photo program that can use it (like Photoshop), you can add your text that way. Otherwise, you can upload it to zazzle.com and use their interface to create all kinds of wonderfully subversive items.

 

But the easiest thing to do is to click the “email to friend” link and send it to every democratic activist you know.

 

These images should print out wonderfully well on those pre-scored greeting cards you can get at Staples or Office Depot for your inkjet printer. so go be creative.

 

Oh, and if you aren’t inspired by those free graphics – here’s a link to some more.

The licenses vary, but you may blog all of them freely, and several are free for even commercial use.